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Old Jun 17, 2005, 03:36 PM // 15:36   #701
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I have a confession to make ... I haven't played GW in about two weeks now ... because ... I too have just moved ...

However ... tonight tonight ... I'm lighting a candle ... pouring a glass of scotch ... and oh baby, some Charr are gonna pay ... they're gonna pay ...
Bust out the Glenlevit
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Old Jun 17, 2005, 03:36 PM // 15:36   #702
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Old Jun 17, 2005, 03:40 PM // 15:40   #703
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Bust out the Glenlevit
NO NO NO ... this is not some common everyday occurance!!! I will not pour that ... that ... I can't even say it ...

Don't get me wrong ... the Livet is far better than the Fiddich ... but ... my heart and palette always goes towards the Isle of Skye ... and a little bit of the Talisker thank you very much ...

Tonight's special ... I'm breaking out the GOOD stuff ...
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Old Jun 17, 2005, 03:41 PM // 15:41   #705
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NO NO NO ... this is not some common everyday occurance!!! I will not pour that ... that ... I can't even say it ...

Don't get me wrong ... the Livet is far better than the Fiddich ... but ... my heart and palette always goes towards the Isle of Skye ... and a little bit of the Talisker thank you very much ...

Tonight's special ... I'm breaking out the GOOD stuff ...
Oh it's one of those nights nice
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Old Jun 17, 2005, 03:43 PM // 15:43   #706
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Old Jun 17, 2005, 04:05 PM // 16:05   #707
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I was thinking Crown!!
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Old Jun 17, 2005, 04:39 PM // 16:39   #708
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Look, I found a picture of Ven!
The hair is actually parted to the left .. the LEFT ... otherwise ... pretty close ...
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Old Jun 17, 2005, 04:49 PM // 16:49   #709
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OK ... finished off my lunch ... so now I've got time to supply something random for EnD ... I know that he was looking for something like this ...

So ... I'm heading towards one of my fave places to eat downtown ... as we're on the way, we pass a whole buttload of movie trucks and equipment. Not a big deal, happens all the time. I can see the door to the resteraunt right ahead ... I can taste what has to be one of the best pulled pork sandwhiches ever made ...

And the cook is at the door. He explains that their kitchen has been shut down because of this movie shoot ... apparently their ovens exhaust right into the alley where they are filming ... so ... no pulled pork ...

All because Bruce Willis is filming in the goddamned alley ...

DAMN YOUZE BRUCE WILLIS!!!! DAMN YOUZE!!!
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That's it. How can America have stooped so low as to deny this poor man his pulled pork sandwich...taking the meal right out his mouth...leaving him to starve on what other small morsels he may be able to SCROUNGE from some mundane food establishment...

And who or what is responsible for this man's pitiful state of affairs at this moment?

Why none other than Bruce Willis. Mr. Die Hard With A Vengeance himself...Hmmm...could this be some conspiracy?....some purile attempt at repayment for stealing of a moniker?....some pathetic come-uppance because of a small name?...

I tell you good people. When it has come down to this...When a simple MAN cannot get a PULLED PORK SANDWICH because of a multi-million dollar movie star shooting in an alley behind the best barbeque restaurant in the downtown area?!?!

OH PITIFUL NATION WE HAVE BECOME! DOWN WITH AMERICA! DOWN WITH THE MOVIE INDUSTRY! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!










wow. too much party cake.
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Old Jun 17, 2005, 05:15 PM // 17:15   #711
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...ven is in canada...is it an american movie?
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Old Jun 17, 2005, 05:16 PM // 17:16   #712
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That's it. How can America have stooped so low as to deny this poor man his pulled pork sandwich...taking the meal right out his mouth...leaving him to starve on what other small morsels he may be able to SCROUNGE from some mundane food establishment...

And who or what is responsible for this man's pitiful state of affairs at this moment?

Why none other than Bruce Willis. Mr. Die Hard With A Vengeance himself...Hmmm...could this be some conspiracy?....some purile attempt at repayment for stealing of a moniker?....some pathetic come-uppance because of a small name?...

I tell you good people. When it has come down to this...When a simple MAN cannot get a PULLED PORK SANDWICH because of a multi-million dollar movie star shooting in an alley behind the best barbeque restaurant in the downtown area?!?!

OH PITIFUL NATION WE HAVE BECOME! DOWN WITH AMERICA! DOWN WITH THE MOVIE INDUSTRY! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!










wow. too much party cake.

Not to rain on your parade dude but Ven is in CANADA
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Old Jun 17, 2005, 05:16 PM // 17:16   #713
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i beat you to it chalt :P
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Damn, nice move Hoodie, beat me to the punch...
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Rats and again
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SEE, IT'S EVEN SPREAD TO CANADA!!! THE WHOLE NORTH AMERICAN CONTINENT IS IN DANGER!!!


Fine.

I'll take my sugar-high and go home.
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im just that good
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Thank you for the outpouring of support ... but there's a couple of things I need to address ...

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I tell you good people. When it has come down to this...When a simple MAN cannot get a PULLED PORK SANDWICH because of a multi-million dollar movie star shooting in an alley behind the best barbeque restaurant in the downtown area?!?!
I am FAR from simple ... hell, I would have to think my posts with their flights into absurdity should prove that ...

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...ven is in canada...is it an american movie?
Actually it's a Honduran flick ... sigh ...

And finally ... Brandon ... can I get some of that sugar? I'm running a little low since I couldn't get my damned sandwhich ...

MY PEOPLES!!! MY PEOPLES!!! COME TO ME!!! SUPPORT ME!!!
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canada, pork, sugar, and bruce willis...

I'm quite confused
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